Here are things that go through a single girl’s mind at a wedding:
- This is the longest ceremony ever. When is it going to be over?
- I wonder if anyone will realize I forgot to shave my legs.Is everyone else sweating or is it just me?
- That is the bridesmaids dress she picked? Thank goodness I don’t have to wear that!
- Open Bar! Free Booze!
- I wonder what type of cake they will have? Please say chocolate, please say chocolate… oh the bride picked raspberry, of course she did, way to think of others!
- I wonder what groomsmen are single.
- If I catch the bouquet, maybe a hot guy will catch the garter….wait wait maybe Michael that smells like cheese will. Shit, do I take the chance?
- Holy shit, is that Matt my ex boyfriend from 6 years? Wow thank goodness I did not end up with that!
- Ohhhh check out the hottie over there, yup I am looking at you….he is getting up, wait he is coming to me…act cool, act cool!
- Whew! Thank goodness I acted cool…. Maybe I should have shaved my legs after all.
- Back to the bar I go!
- Oh crap…here comes Aunt Katie… I know she is going to ask me why I came single, why did I decide on this dress and tell me how well Lauren and her husband are… Bartender I need a shot, stat!
- Okay that helped tolerate her.
- Oh! DJ just put on my jam….time to dance!
- See Aunt Katie this is why I wore this dress and am single.
- And here comes the hot groomsmen…holler!
- Drinks, dance, drinks, dance!
- And the clock strikes midnight and Cinderella is going home with groomsmen number 2.
Never underestimate how much fun the single girls can have at a wedding!
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